thisvegetabledoesntfallinlove:

thisvegetabledoesntfallinlove:

there is, in fact, a “platonic explanation for this” if you’re not a coward

its so fun to see the diversity of tags on this ranging from “they’re literally just standing next to each other” to “deep bonds dont have to be romantic/sexual!” to “yeah friends can fuck nasty, platonically. coward.” we’re all so correct, there are, in fact, a million platonic explanations for this

manywinged:

manywinged:

it’s rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

it’s rotten work but decay is an essential part of the cycle of death and rebirth

chemicalarospec:

I just made a new sideblog and found out this setting (found under “Edit Appearance”) is disabled by default.

Edit: Tumblr settings are unpredictable and devious. This may not be disabled by default for you. People have also said that their themes have been removed. Please look to the notes if experiencing complications.

This means that ALL new blogs will NOT have a [username].tumblr.com page. Not only that, but they will not have any themes besides the mobile-default.

As someone who really likes custom themes and Tumblr still having a fully customizable profile page, please turn this on!

• You can make a website for your tumblr blog that is entirely your own!
• Finding posts on your URL.tumblr.com page is much easier due to the ability to use your Archive and url.tumblr.com/tagged/[tag] pages!
• Visiting your mutual’s tumblr pages will become much more fun if they do the same! I used to always associate blogs with the themes they had, but that’s sadly not possible anymore :(
• If Tumblr themes die out, it will truly be an end of an era for the internet, and the future will hold only mobile-orientated, endless-scroll design devoid of personality.

Even if you don’t like themes, this is a move that almost destroys Tumblr’s origin as a blogging website and showcases the takeover of social-media-sameness.

Having your own URL and custom theme is fun! Try it today!!!

Edit: I focused on promoting custom themes but I do encourage people to simply turn on this setting for the URL. You can pick a free tumblr theme or even leave on the tumblr mobile-orientated default!

Also sorry I didn’t think of this until now, but there are versions of this post in the reblogs without the colored text, with extra information, with how to find this setting, and troubleshooting why it might not be working!

segretecose:

if i was the dead wife in a male protagonist’s tragic backstory my dead wife hazy memory montage would be me laughing while scrolling my own tumblr blog

sandmandaddy69:

baylen:

hit-tab:

The elves:

neonbrutalism:

jasminebythebay:

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10 spidey engineers vs one (1) bug, who wins?

lmao

whalewithay:

yellow pikmin are my favorite

a-book-of-creatures:

froody:

froody:

froody:

Historical reproductions should be more widely available. I want an ancient Roman shrimp ring more than anything.

I DON’T want the real thing. I want an affordable reproduction I can wear places and make people ask “what’s up with the shrimp ring?” and I get to explain that nobody really knows. It was just a fun fad 1900 years ago.

Ancient Roman seafood crime boss making you kiss his shrimp ring to swear loyalty

“Squillae cimexorum est”, he says.

“Squillae cimexorum est”, you mumble reverently.

martinkhall:

headspace-hotel:

the common name “fools gold” for iron pyrite is funnier than we give credit for. imagine scientists discover a new metal and they’re like “We’re calling this Copper for Idiots”

Also known by it’s scientific name Ea-nāṣirite.

cly321r:

funnytwittertweets:

draculagerard:

i love asexuality i love asexuals with a complex relationship to sex i love asexuals with a very simple relationship to sex i love asexuals who’s definition of asexuality and aromanticism blend together and arent seperate i love asexuals who’s asexuality is just a very minor part of their identity i love asexuals who’s asexuality is a very big factor of their identity I LOVE ASEXUALITY !!!!